DISQUISITION ON ABORTION
(Copied from a poster on Facebook from 3 years ago)
If the Day After pill is an abortion, then legal questions arise:
-Is masturbation a premeditated murder?
-Is oral sex cannibalism?
-Is the interrupted intercourse an abandonment of the minor?
-Will the condom be a homicide by mechanical suffocation?
-And anal sex will send the future son to the shit?